Biochem Lean Results Product Review
Hey there! I see you! Trolling the internet in search of answers to ridding yourself of the belly that’s right now climbing uncomfortably over your belt line.
You’re looking for not just any fat burner, but a GREAT fat burner.
A fat burner that’ll take on your body fat like a pro-boxer and beat it into next week.
Or like Batman would take on the joker. BAM! ZAP! WHAM! “Holy skinny body Batman!”
(Yes, I may have had too much caffeine this afternoon.)
Biochem Lean Results is–well–probably not that fat burner.
In fact, it’s discontinued. Which is good news if you want to buy something real cheap–like $20 cheap. And it does contain some clinically proven ingredients in individual dose. Nary a prop blend in site. (Which is good or no amount of caffeine in the world would have enticed me to write this review.)
Biochem Lean Results is a stimulant-free weight loss product for those of you who want to lose annoying fat without compromising lean muscle tissue. It contains oodles of blood sugar regulators–excellent for reducing the old snack attack and holding back hunger.
And did I mention it’s only twenty green ones?
Biochem Lean Results Ingredients
The ingredients separate the ‘men’ from the ‘boys.’ The ‘strong’ from the ‘weak.’ ‘Batman’ from ‘Robin.’ (Robin was never very kicka** with his girlie voice and silly costume.)
They tell you whether or not a product’s worth releasing from the confines of a dark and dusty warehouse.
Let’s see if Biochem Lean Results is worth getting out on good behavior…
- Selenium 50 mcg–for thyroid health. If your thyroid is sick in bed you can kiss weight loss goodbye. Selenium is also high in antioxidants which kick free radicals butts and protect cells from disease and aging.
- Chromium(as chromium polynicotinate) 200 mcg-a top-rated, clinically tested, ‘kick-a’ blood sugar regulator. You’ll eat less–particularly high sugar and carb snacks. In tests subjects ate 365 less calories a day.
- Guggul Extract(guggulsterones equal to 25 mg) 1000 mg-this funny-sounding ingredient is another clinically proven one–decreasing fat and lowering cholesterol. It also reminds me of ‘cuddles.’ Ahhhhh…
- Gymnema Sylvestre Extract150 mg- blocks the body from absorbing fat and lowers sugar absorption too. Unfortunately has nothing to do with gyms. (Although you should be in one.)
- Coleus Forskohlii Extract (forskolin content 13 mg) 130 mg-another clinically proven weight loss ingredient that again improves thyroid health and function so your metabolism runs optimally and you can burn fat.
- Alpha Lipoic Acid 100 mg- found naturally in your cells, this powerful antioxidant turns blood sugar into energy.
- Bitter Melon Extract-are you tired of me saying “blood sugar regulator” yet? Yep, this is another one. It’s also good for immune and cellular health (that’s your body cells not your phone!)
You’ve got three top-rated weight loss ingredients here. Chromium is in an okay dose–it’ll get the job done in a pinch. Guggul Extract is in good dose–Coleus Forskohlii isn’t.
Basically what you’ve got yourself is a decent appetite suppressant. I doubt it’ll do much beyond that. Turn your pee fluorescent?
And I doubt Biochem Lean Results would keep me away from the chocolate donuts. I’m way too dedicated.
The Skinny On Biochem Lean Results
Are there better fat burners out there?
Definitely.
Should you leave this one in solitary confinement in a warehouse somewhere in rural New York?
Probably.
Bottom line–it’s not horrible, but it’s not full of top-rated ingredients that’ll give exceptional results either.
A bit like my brother-in-law.
